Yes, it's time I reveal all of the (fake) panels I submitted to AWP and which were turned down. I hope you enjoy my (fake) suffering.
1. How to restructure your University Press to pay for renovations to subsidized housing for Administrators.
2. Clawing Your Way to Mediocrity: The Poet's Place in the Publishing Industry.
3. The After-party: How to network your way into the glamorous life of the Adjunct Instructor.
4. Eugene V. Debs & Unions in the 21st Century
5. Comp 101: How Students and Teachers alike have turned into the Walking Dead.