Monday, April 6, 2015

Rejected AWP Panels

It's time again to let you in on the various AWP panel proposals I made and which were summarily rejected.  Here you go:

1.  Broet Lifestyles in Contemporary Writing:  How to maintain memberships in your college fraternity while trying to write feminist-sensitive poetry.

2.  Poetry Event Drinking etiquette for the Male:  How to maintain your buzz without turning into 'that guy.'

3.  Poetry Event Drinking etiquette for the Female:  How to maintain your buzz and avoid 'that guy.'

4.  The Ego Stroke:  How to garner attention and make it look unintentional (a refresher course).

5.  How to Maintain Your Dignity After an A-List poet Asks You For Your Name For The Third Time.

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