Friday, July 31, 2015

Rejected 2016 AWP Panels

Yes, it's time I reveal all of the (fake) panels I submitted to AWP and which were turned down.  I hope you enjoy my (fake) suffering.

1.  How to restructure your University Press to pay for renovations to subsidized housing for Administrators.

2.  Clawing Your Way to Mediocrity:  The Poet's Place in the Publishing Industry.

3.  The After-party: How to network your way into the glamorous life of the Adjunct Instructor.

4.  Eugene V. Debs & Unions in the 21st Century

5.  Comp 101:  How Students and Teachers alike have turned into the Walking Dead.